
Well, they weren't very heavily armoured.Almost 10 years after its release, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim remains one of the most popular games of all time for its breathtaking visuals (which have aged pretty well, especially after the re-master), extremely immersive gameplay, and especially for its replayability. Which didn't go down too well:Īs a lifelong crook, I wasn't going to give up easily. "Don't suppose you'd enchant my sword?" Snigger.Īnd then I got caught trying to lift some guard's armour. And don't think leaning provocatively on those leeks will change my mind. "Come to do your good deed for the day?" NO. "Come to chat with an old woman, hmm?" Um. "Ain't nobody high and mighty in these halls." Evidently. "Sleazy little man, but he has good stock." "Don't think for a moment I don't take my duties as seriously as the Jarl takes his." There's absolutely no way I could get that idea, ma'am. "We got plenty of steel for fighting men." Mmm-hmm. "Got some good pieces out here if you're looking to buy." No comment. "I'm sure we've got something you need." But where do you keep it? "You should try the venison, it's delicious." I've never heard it called that before. "Got to keep my eyes open." Bit late for that, chum. "Let me show you the power of Talos!" That's close enough, thanks. "You know what's wrong with Skyrim these days?" I think I just might. "What's the matter, you can't stand the sight of a strong Nord woman?" Only polite, really.Ģ) Yeah, I have a few visual mods running here, most notably Xenius Character Enhancement and Skyrim Enhanced Shaders.ģ) Some quest-centric characters have bespoke rather than generic clothes that can't be removed.)Īnd here's what they had to say about it:

Or did they? Talking to them, I started to get the funny sense they knew what was going on after all.ġ) I let everyone keep their hats and shoes. And they had no idea of their own nudity. It took me one long, strange evening, but I did it. My cause was clear: every single citizen of Whiterun must be stripped to their underpants. It's also a way of humiliating an NPC populace that has absolutely no idea it's being humiliated, and would continue to treat me politely even though I could see their nipples. It's a handy way of making heavily-protected enemies a little less tough before you go in for the kill, which is about the only reason I can think it was included. Yep: they do not notice you removing their clothes. This includes, for some reason, their clothes. The top perk for doing this is that you can even rob items that people have equipped.

Recently, I maxed out pickpocketing in Sykrim.
